Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
large, raging violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God,
please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give
me strength and the tools to cross the river"
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and
he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence
to cross this river."Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
Hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
2007-02-01 10:56:49 · 11 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow thats so funny but yea of course girls are smarter then boys
2007-02-01 11:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by jazz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Philip Rivers is the most talented of all three, he performs consistently and carries the team offense better than the other two. The Steelers actually went 3-1 early last season without Roethlisberger, but in 2006 and 2009 they lost Troy Polamalu to injury and they missed the postseason. This tells who is really the most important player for Pittsburgh. Ok, Big Ben has two rings, but to be honest those Steelers were much better than their opponents: the Matt Hasselbeck Seahawks and the 9-7 Cardinals. In fact against Seattle he completed only 9 passes, threw 2 interceptions but the Steelers still won. Eli Manning has not shown any consistency in his career, for one deep playoff run he has been eliminated in the playoffs in the first try. Rings are not everything.
2016-05-24 03:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one 9/10
2007-02-01 11:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart Joke!
2007-02-01 11:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-01 12:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by dre777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, you go girl
2007-02-01 11:01:39 · answer #6 · answered by upallnight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very creative.
2007-02-01 10:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mayonaise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LIKE THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-01 10:59:48 · answer #8 · answered by Dani K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha so true!!!
2007-02-01 11:33:35 · answer #9 · answered by Juice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED it!
2007-02-01 11:09:51 · answer #10 · answered by Tracy S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋