Mine is:
What did the homeboy say when the house fell on him....
Get off me holmes!!!
HAHAHAHA!
Chessy-stupid, I know, but I love that one!
2007-02-01 10:31:53 · 19 answers · asked by LittleFreedom 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ever heard of those new cordoroy pillow cases?
They're making head lines.
Corny, isn't it? Corn chips for your cheese dip?
2007-02-01 10:36:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 06:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:Y is 10 afraid of 7?
A:b/c 7 just 8 9 and 10 is next
2007-02-01 11:13:52 · answer #3 · answered by savy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
California smog test: can UCLA?
What did the snail say as it rode on the turtle's back? Wheeeeee...
Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one is assaulted.
2007-02-01 10:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by Hauntedfox 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8(ate) 9
2007-02-01 10:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
They are all over 300 pounds, 6 feet tall with hairy backs. And their women are even bigger.
2007-02-01 10:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Lord Vader 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I borrow your face? my butt went on vacation. I know it's corny but the first time I heard it I nearly cried from laughing so hard.
2007-02-01 12:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by Stunnas on got my stunnas on 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did the chip say to the battery? If your ever ready i am frito lay.
2007-02-01 10:37:41 · answer #8 · answered by Chirukis 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a smart blonde????
A Golden Retriever! LOL
What do you call two Mexicans playin basketball?
Juan on Juan! LOL
2007-02-01 10:36:46 · answer #9 · answered by Curlz 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a fly with it's wings pulled off?
A walk!
2007-02-01 10:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by bobcat97 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋