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As a 32 year-old female, I've found the best Coming occurs in one's thirties. I've had a First and a Second, but nowhere near as good as this. I no longer know which Coming I'm on.

All I know is that when God comes, I hope it's g-spot. This depending upon the gender of God, of course.

Fine question. Keep 'em coming! Heh.

2007-02-01 13:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0 1

Good question. The word "second coming" was miss translated from the original language, into English, like when Jesus said, "food" the rascals translated it "meat". There is not second coming. Cheaters and cheated, that's all.

2007-02-02 14:20:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

The first time Christ came on earth was to redeem it by humble obedience to the will of the Father,now that He has fufilled this mission and ascended into Heaven He will come again to destroy forever the kingdom of satan and restore the world to it`s former perfection, so these are two seperate actions.

2007-02-01 18:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 1 0

Give us time for 'the harvest of souls', to fulfill prophecies, give us hope for the victory that is coming, etc

About 30 people would be going to heaven if he 'got it over with' at the first coming.

2007-02-01 18:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Doug 5 · 1 0

Preparation.

Without a second coming of Christ we would not have a chance to be saved...

2007-02-01 18:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by kingjames2004 2 · 1 1

THE FIRST COMING WAS TO PLANT THE SEED.THE SECOND COMING WAS TO REAP THE HARVEST AND CLEAN HOUSE.

2007-02-01 18:10:34 · answer #6 · answered by Johnny R 2 · 2 0

The Lord said unto my Lord...Sit at my right hand til I make thy enemies thy footstool......

patience my friend....

2007-02-01 18:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Common Sense 2 · 0 0

To help instill fear, Paul made up the story for affect.

2007-02-01 18:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1 1

When people do something wrong... we all want a second chance.

So, God has given us one... so no one should have any excuses why they didn't accept Christ.

2007-02-01 18:13:30 · answer #9 · answered by addicted2stamping 4 · 1 1

It just shows that Jesus aint the messiah!

2007-02-01 20:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0 1

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