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Satan is the best imaginary friend the Christian religion has ever had, and is the one who has kept them in business for two thousand years.


I think the Christians should be grateful for this imaginary dude.
He has taken the blame for ever darn thing that went wrong in this world. He's kinda like god's whipping boy isn't he?


What would the Christians do without you Satan??? Bless you, dear Satan!

Sometimes, I feel true Sympathy for the Devil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waFOyhezIPA

2007-02-01 09:55:12 · 19 answers · asked by 2 days after my B day :) 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

P.S. I don't believe or care about hell. I feared the SAT's more.

2007-02-01 10:00:06 · update #1

Chopper, you must be retarded to think that I base my evidence on that song. Sit down.

2007-02-01 10:01:12 · update #2

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COOL video .... I'm gonna go play it again.

2007-02-01 10:08:07 · answer #1 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1 0

The Church not all Christians. The organized religions that ask for money and lots of it to build buildings out of gold, those people should thank Satan for the money.

2007-02-01 10:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

How silly you would like that wouldn't you only Atheists are obsessed with Satan. Christians hardly ever give him any thought. Christians are to focused on God to think about Satan.

2007-02-01 10:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hi Dude. "given which you Christians..." I experience a reasonable generalization there, no longer ALL Christians think of atheists worship the devil, me myself, being a dependable Christian, don't think atheists pray to the devil. Atheism is , interior the summarized version, "no longer believing in God" appropriate?. yet that doesn't unavoidably mean that in case you have not got self belief in "a" then you particularly promptly have self belief and worship "b". there are a number of Christians obtainable that fairly of preaching the Gospel of "good information" and residing how Jesus suggested we'd desire to continuously stay (love one yet another etc), they do the precise opposite, they rebuke and condemn others. they are rapid to point out "you're an atheist, you will Hell" lol ironic appropriate?? Hahahaha. nicely to me that is finished rubbish, Hate The Sin no longer The Sinner. i do no longer hate atheist, i do no longer rebuke them, i do no longer think of they worship the devil basically because of the fact they do no longer worship God. so you might respond to your question "NO, i do no longer think of atheist worship the devil" And P.S while you're an atheist and you do worship the devil then that is unquestionably superb, it is your determination, all of us have unfastened will and freedom of determination...that doesn't make the two one greater effectual than the different.

2016-11-02 02:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Naw, he was a loser just like Anton LaVey, Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, Susan Atkins (Manson Family), and the rest who follow him.

Using your logic, the Jews should than the Nazis.

2007-02-01 10:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by The Notorious Doctor Zoom Zoom 6 · 0 0

I am glad that I don't base my salvation on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wafoyhezi... Sometimes I also think He is given to much credit, but don't be deceived He is real.

(2Co 4:4) In whom the god of this world (Satan) hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

I am already sitting and I didn't waste my time looking at the link. God Bless

2007-02-01 10:00:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 2

Interesting point, as Lucifer was supposedly God's right hand man before he fell from grace. Guess Christian's need a poster boy for evil to rally around.

2007-02-01 10:00:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Satan is real. He deceives you quite often, I see. Not only is he real he is very smart. He can get you to provoke me. GENIUS!!
But a limited time he has here, is he going to sucker you in to going down with him too?

2007-02-01 11:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa M 3 · 0 0

There is no need to really even comment on such an absurd opinion but you are intitled to one.

Instead, I pray to God that he blesses you to find is saving grace through Jesus Christ.

2007-02-01 10:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

That is a really silly statement. If you know anything about Christ, then you know he gives us all free will, we are all responsible for our own choices. Satan doesn't get the blame or the credit for anything in my book!

2007-02-01 10:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

that makes alot of sense, they use satan as a scape goat for EVERY thing when trying to defend god.

2007-02-01 09:58:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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