To stay young my Dad's been taking monkey glands for six months but now we can't get him down from the chandelier.
2007-02-01 09:37:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
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2007-02-01 09:41:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not go up to the loft & unscrew the chandelier?
In a lot of houses there is a hatch in the ceiling. You will need a ladder to get up there & under the H & S regulations someone should hold the ladder.
I don't think your mum should stop throwing him bananas but he won't need them after so tell her not to buy so many.
2007-02-01 23:38:53 · answer #2 · answered by ANDREW H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately stop throwing him bananas and get that man to a doctor!! This is a very serious situtation you have there. Monkey glands are only supposed to be taken for 3 months max - my goodness get him down and to a doctor.
2007-02-01 17:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Grin,
I don't believe this question, because if he did have monkey glands he would most defiantly be chasing your mum round the house whilst eating the bananas.
If this is true however. I wouldn't feed him bananas but might add some bromide to his tea. ummm thats if I was your mum.
2007-02-01 17:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by : 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No that is okay bananas wont hurt him just put a bin under him to catch the skins
2007-02-01 17:43:35 · answer #5 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say give him some steroids to pump him up so he wont be such a GIRLY MAN!!!
2007-02-01 18:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by 3cents 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send your dad back to the wild i thought bestiality was illegal.
this question is definitely not real
2007-02-01 17:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by i see you all 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to throw him a knife, and tell her not to miss!
2007-02-01 17:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - thats interesting!!!!!!!!
2007-02-01 17:46:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the points!
2007-02-01 19:18:11 · answer #10 · answered by Angela B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋