I'm lost...
Lame attempt at a cheap shot at us?
2007-02-01 09:37:37
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Sign up at southern baptist website dude.
There is one site on or place in NM. Conference Center near Santa Fe.
2007-02-01 17:47:33
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answer #2
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answered by NativeBear 2
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First, you'll need either spiky hair or a shaved head. You need a tattoo on your shoulder that reads, "Jesus Luvs U".
Next, automobile. You need to drive a truck, a weird old station wagon, or ride a motorcycle. Make sure there's something wrong with it -- like a big dent or a missing clutch or something.
Finally, you need to mix pop culture from 10 to 20 years ago and religious culture. Say stuff like, "Rock on to Jesus, dudes" and wear ninja-turtles hats where Jesus is one of the turtles.
Viola, you'll be a youth pastor.
2007-02-01 17:36:37
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answer #3
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answered by STFU Dude 6
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Best to ask a Baptist.
2007-02-01 17:37:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Why not ask Baptists?
2007-02-01 17:43:19
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answered by Anonymous
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You don't. It is self-defeating to engage in a practice in which you do not believe. There is an entirely adequate supply of intelligent (= atheist) females about; you merely have to look.
2007-02-01 17:36:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Kind of a strange way to go about it, don't you think?
Why don't you just post a personal ad?
2007-02-01 17:37:18
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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so you want to become a christian to hook up with the ladies huh rotflmao
2007-02-01 17:35:41
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Why ask US!?
-Seeker
HAIL BUSTER!
2007-02-01 17:34:18
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answered by Seeker 3
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???
2007-02-01 17:35:46
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answered by Anonymous
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