after some discussion, the lawyer turns to Mickey and says he cannot divorce Minny Mouse just because she has big teeth.
Mickey said i didn't say she had big teeth i said she was f*@king Goofy
2007-02-01 09:23:46 · 11 answers · asked by ensanguining 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke. Got any more?
2007-02-01 12:09:14 · answer #1 · answered by almost there 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, funny as hell.
The last time I heard it, I kicked the slats out of my crib.
And, it goes like this:
Mickey whispers into the judge's ear. The judge says, "I can't grant a divorce on the grounds of marital infidelity just because she's a little goofy."
Mickey says, "You don't understand, your honor. She really is ...."
2007-02-01 09:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another version:
Minnie went to mickey and said that she wanted a divorce.
Mickey says, "Are you F*ing CRAZY?!
Minnie replies, "NO I'm F*ING GOOFY!"
2007-02-01 09:45:52 · answer #3 · answered by ELLA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny that jokes have to be a bit "weird" to be funny.
2007-02-01 09:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by Saby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it, is it just like suppose to be stupid or is there a hidden meaning i didn't pick up on
2007-02-01 09:48:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but not that funny.
2007-02-01 10:23:58 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!
2007-02-01 09:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-01 09:55:05 · answer #8 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it, i like it alot
2007-02-01 09:29:44 · answer #9 · answered by theo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely hilarious. NOT!!!!!!!!
2007-02-01 09:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by cheekybluebed 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋