I need to find somebody to make fun of. It's no fair that Atheists have a whole list of mockable Christian figures.
2007-02-01 09:14:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Albert Einstein
Sigmund Freud
Karl Marx
Howard Stern
Scarlett Johannson
plus thousands more...
Douglas Adams, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong, Darren Aronofsky, Isaac Asimov, Dave Barry, Ingmar Bergman, Lewis Black, Richard Branson, Berkeley Breathed, Warren Buffett, George Carlin, John Carmack, Adam Carolla, John Carpenter, Asia Carrera, Fidel Castro, Dick Cavett, Noam Chomsky, Billy Connolly, Francis Crick, David Cronenberg, David Cross, Alan Cumming, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, David Deutsch, Ani DiFranco, Micky Dolenz, Harlan Ellison, Brian Eno, Richard Feynman, Harvey Fierstein, Larry Flynt, Dave Foley, Jodie Foster, Janeane Garofalo, Bill Gates, Bob Geldof, Ricky Gervais, Ira Glass, James Gleick, Robert Heinlein, Nat Hentoff, Katharine Hepburn, Christopher Hitchens, Eddie Izzard, Penn Jillette, Billy Joel, Angelina Jolie, Wendy Kaminer, Diane Keaton, Ken Keeler, Neil Kinnock, Michael Kinsley, Richard Leakey, Bruce Lee, Tom Lehrer, Tom Leykis, James Lipton, H.P. Lovecraft, John Malkovich, Barry Manilow, Todd McFarlane, Sir Ian McKellen, Arthur Miller, Frank Miller, Marvin Minsky, Julianne Moore, Desmond Morris, Randy Newman, Mike Nichols, Jack Nicholson, Gary Numan, Bob Odenkirk, Patton Oswalt, Camille Paglia, Steven Pinker, Paula Poundstone, Terry Pratchett, James Randi, Ron Reagan Jr., Keanu Reeves, Rick Reynolds, Gene Roddenberry, Joe Rogan, Henry Rollins, Andy Rooney, Salman Rushdie, Bob Simon, Steven Soderbergh, Annika Sorenstam, George Soros, Richard Stallman, Bruce Sterling, Howard Stern, J. Michael Straczynski, Julia Sweeney, Matthew Sweet, Teller, Studs Terkel, Tom Tomorrow, Linus Torvalds, Eddie Vedder, Paul Verhoeven, Gore Vidal, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Sarah Vowell, James Watson, Steven Weinberg, Joss Whedon, Ted Williams, Steve Wozniak,
2007-02-01 09:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by all3open 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
list of mock-able atheist? I need to get out more? Find a girlfriend that's not a blow up doll? why is this thing on my neck getting bigger? I'm a mock able atheist myself? Ask question just to annoy others? Mocking atheist asker right now? Christian figures.Atheist figures. Action figures, posable ones, G.I. Joe with Kung-Fu Grip!
Batteries not included.
2007-02-01 21:35:21 · answer #2 · answered by Nosferatu Needs Lovin' Too 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding me? There's a gazillion of 'em!
Marquis De Sade (where the word "Sadism" comes from)
Benito Mussolini (Father for Facisism)
Pohl Pot (Khmere Rouge leader that killed 1/4 of Kampuchea)
Mao Tse Dung (Enslaved China resulting in 60 million deaths)
Valdimir Lenin (Founder of USSR)
Joseph Stalin (40 million deaths)
Ho Chi Minh (Founder of Cong San, 1 million dead)
Ted Kazinski (The Unabomber)
Kim Jong Il (and his dad, too. Dictator of N. Korea)
Fredrich Nietzche (Hitler's rave fave! He died screaming in an insane asylum that he was god!)
And there are plenty of Christians to root for! Atheists love to think of all Christians as slack jawed, inbred hillbillies (probably because of their own bad expirences). This is called "prejudice". It's like when anti-Semites picturing the Jews with big noses counting their money. But hating Christians is politically correct (and I admit there was a time when I was guilty of hating Christians too when I was ignoranrt).
Some Christians include:
Sixpence None The Richer, Oskar Schindler, Roger Delgado, Ann B. Davis, Corrie Ten Boom, The Menonites, Hariett Tubman, C.S. Lewis, Johnny Cash,Sir Issac Newton,George Washington Carver, Mister Rogers, Florence Nightingale, Dick Smothers , Lisa Whelchel, Teddy Roosevelt, Bishop Ignatius of Antioch, Frankiln D. Roosevelt , Winston Churchill , Art Fry (invented Post-It Notes (c), Dr. Condaleeza Rice, Handel, Motzart, Michael Gross (dad from "Family Ties") Mary Gross (SNL, Sabrina), Rosie Greer, Rosa Parks, Dr. Rev.Martin Luther King Jr., J.R.Tolkien, Demond Wilson (LaMont from Sanford and Son Atheist turned Christian), Della Reese, George Forman, Saint Nicholas (Yes virgina, there really was a Santa Claus!) Fr. Maximilian Kolbe, The Abolishonists who ended the slave trade, plus zillions of Christian charities like Covenant House, The Salvation Army, Sounthern Baptist Disaster Relief, WorldVision, and many, many,many more.
2007-02-01 17:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by The Notorious Doctor Zoom Zoom 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bertrand Russell
2007-02-01 17:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by TomParrish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John Lennon
2007-02-01 17:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Richard Dawkins and Alan Dershowitz are both atheists.
check out the "God Delusion," a book by the former, and Dershowitz's repertoire of debates with various people, including Alan Keyes.
2007-02-01 17:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by parthenophilast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a list of famous Atheists, Deists and Agnostics.
http://www.wonderfulatheistsofcfl.org/Quotes.htm
and another
http://atheism.about.com/library/FAQs/ath/blath_bio_index.htm
2007-02-01 17:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i believe angelina jolie is an atheist and there are others as well you would have to find the list of famous atheists let me know if you come across a list of famous agnostics as well
2007-02-01 17:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woody Allen, Lance Armstrong, Seth Green ..... hahahah, Seth Green.
2007-02-01 17:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joseph Stalin
Nietzsche
Charles Darwin
Hugh Hefner
Tojo
How long of a list do you want?
2007-02-01 17:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by TubeDude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋