I don't care if it's poitical, racial, sexist or whatever. The more offensive it is, usually the funnier it is. Here is mine, and let me tell you first that I am jewish and am in no way a racist, I just like humor.
Q. What did the Nazi say to the black jew?
A. "Get to the back of the oven!"
2007-02-01 09:11:19 · 11 answers · asked by lazyjbob 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. What does a white girl say after sex?
A. Git off me daddy, I'm trying to watch TV!
That's so disgusting
2007-02-01 09:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
My mom was a hallocaust denier. She didnt believe it happened. It was embarrassing. So one day we brought a rabi to the house and he told her all about the jewish people and their history. And then he made her watch Schindler's List. After that she did a comlpete 180. Now, she cant believe it only happened once.
2015-06-02 23:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by Phil 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
2007-02-01 09:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
What's the difference between a black man and a couch?
the couch can support a family
2007-02-01 09:51:31 · answer #4 · answered by plehaq 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
A black babie dies and goes to heaven. There he gets his wings. he says to god,"Lord, does this mean I'm an angel?" the lord says,"no you a bat!"
2007-02-01 09:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Yeah the one you just posted sounds pretty offensive to me.
2007-02-01 09:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by Cristina v 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
George bush that's offencive and a joke..
2007-02-01 09:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Q: "What is the definition of a woman?"
A: Life support system for a pu$sy.
2007-02-01 09:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by Martin L 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Hey that's pretty highbrow stuff there. I'm sure your ancestors would think it's hilarious too.
2007-02-01 09:14:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why do you masking tape a Hamster?
So it doesnt split when you f**k it!
2007-02-01 09:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋