I suggest you guys ask ultra safe questions more often.
DANGEROUS – how old are you?
SAFER -- Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST -- Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS -- Are you wearing wig?
SAFER -- Gee, you look good in brown..
SAFEST -- WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE – would you like a massage?
DANGEROUS – how do you look in the morning?
SAFER -- Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST -- Here's 50 dollars.
ULTRA SAFE -- Here, have the new car key
DANGEROUS – are those boobs real?
SAFER -- You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST -- Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE – could I wash your panties?
DANGEROUS – did you fake it last night?
SAFER -- I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST -- I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE – could I buy you diamond?
2007-02-01 08:57:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
So with a diamond encrusted key ring to a new car with box of chocolates in the glove compartment I should be able to massage you right out of those now wet panties?
2007-02-01 09:09:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
today's dude is quix - I reckon give him the points. Meanwhile, I'm off to try these out. Thought I could start by asking the next girl I see if I can wash her panties. Apparently that's ultra safe...
Mind you, I did say "are your boobs bigger?" last night and got away with it.
2007-02-03 06:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, here goes, Ms. "Dopest Ethiopian"!
"Here, have some Chocolate"
"Would you like a massage?"
"Here, have a key to this brand new 2007 Lincoln Navigator"
"Could I wash your panties?"
and, last but certainly not least,
"Could I buy you a diamond?"
Now, how about it, Dopest Ethiopian? Do I have a shot with you? (lucky for you I have a thing for Ethiopian girls!) You'll definitely be needing your panties washed when I'm done with you!!!
2007-02-02 03:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Isn't that the way a... Goddess... should be treated.?.
all above ultra safe answers?
2007-02-01 19:56:34 · answer #4 · answered by Robert B 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Interesting lists. Thanks for the education.
2007-02-02 03:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by Count Acumen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋