2007-02-01 08:56:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
TNT... We know drama.
2007-02-01 09:05:02 · update #1
Because is ridiculous!!!
MK 16:17-18 A believer can handle snakes or drink poison and not experience any harm. (Note: Many unfortunate believers have died as a result of handling snakes and drinking poison. This kind of assertion negates the Bible as a useful guidebook for life.)
Mark 16:17-18 (King James Version)
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17And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues;
18They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
GE 8:21 The odor of Noah's sacrifices was pleasing to the Lord
Genesis 8:21 (King James Version)
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21And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
2007-02-01 09:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by thor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cuz ssomeone already beat Turner to the Technicolor Dreamcoat!
2007-02-01 09:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Time-Warner hasnt bought the rights yet.
I think the Big Guy is holding out for a sweet deal.
2007-02-01 09:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by Janos 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because TNT knows drama.
The bible is an incoherent story, with flat and boring characters and has no plot, no story and no meaningfull dialogue.
2007-02-01 09:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by Bluto Blutarsky4 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The explosions are lame and there aren't enough car chases.
2007-02-01 09:01:09 · answer #5 · answered by skepsis 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because Ted Turner is just like you, he things God is bunk.
grace2u
2007-02-01 09:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It should be stuffed full of TNT,light the blue touch paper and................
2007-02-01 09:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because not everyone is a Christian and it shouldn't be shoved down our throat?
2007-02-01 09:04:18 · answer #8 · answered by Awesome-O 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you know something they should do a documentary about the lost gnostic scriptures
2007-02-01 09:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Should be in gasoline and a match.
2007-02-01 09:00:57 · answer #10 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋