joke
1.After dinner and a movie, Joe drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly, she jerked away, got out of the car is a hurry, and ran home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "A girl's best friends are her own two legs." On their next date, Joe returned to the country road. As they were kissing passionately, Joe slid his hand up Mary's skirt. Once again, she pulled away, got out of the car, and hurried home.
Later that night, she wrote in her diary, "I repeat, a girl's best friends are her own two legs."
On the third date, the pair returned to the country road. This time, Mary didn't get home until very late.
That night, she wrote in her diary, "There comes a time when even the best of friends must part."
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• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
2007-02-01 08:55:00 · 12 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date. She wanted to make sure everything was perfect.
As she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.
Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!"
The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure, madam, which way is it headed?"
2007-02-01 09:39:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, 1
2016-03-29 00:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't remember the 1st. Good one.
What 2 things in the air can get a girl in trouble? Her legs.
What's an even greater lawyer? One who has the low-down on the judge's affair with the lady court stenographer.
2007-02-01 09:13:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke.. By the way.. what is the question? Or I am geting 10 pts anyway.
2007-02-01 09:01:53 · answer #4 · answered by a1b2c3d4test 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus
haha the jokes r funny keep them comin
2007-02-01 09:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, both are very good jokes. i'll be sue to tell my buds tomorrow at work :D
2007-02-01 09:01:55 · answer #6 · answered by rafal_4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOT STRICTLY A QUESTION BUT A GOOD JOKE NONETHELESS
2007-02-01 09:03:39 · answer #7 · answered by TEL BOY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock...
2007-02-01 09:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by Martin L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, i suppose its alright.
2007-02-01 09:25:44 · answer #9 · answered by Saby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-02-01 09:18:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋