2007-02-01 08:38:18 · 19 answers · asked by coach mora 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Whoever recruits VanDamme
2007-02-01 08:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my. The Flying Spaghetti Monster OF COURSE! After all he created Chuck Norris, not the other way around ;)
2016-05-24 02:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course our Savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster would use his great noodly appendages to cast Chuck Norris into the Hot Bowl of Water.
Dear Flying Spaghetti monster, please defeat Chuck Norris. RAmen.
2007-02-01 08:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would sprinkle Parmesan on it an engulf it. Chuck Norris the winner hands down.
2007-02-01 13:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Bull 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh).
RAmen!
2007-02-01 08:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck norris would win back in his younger days but now it would be a tough battle, but I think FSM would come out on top.
Of course FSM would never hurt the man who brought us the MIA series!!!
2007-02-01 08:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My cat could beat up Chuck Norris, for Pete's sake.
RAmen!!
2007-02-01 08:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by GODZILLA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck would.
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down."
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
2007-02-01 08:42:56 · answer #8 · answered by thaliax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris.
his position as the supreme being is undisputeable.
chuck norris' beard is more powerfull than FSM's noodly appendages.
EDIT: FYI van damme is not a martial artist, he is a ballerina, thats it.
2007-02-01 08:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Bluto Blutarsky4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who do you think made Chuck Norris so powerful?
The FSM wouldn't even need more than one noodley appendage.
2007-02-01 08:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The FSM of course.I mean Chuck is good but nothing compared to His noodliness.
RAmen
2007-02-01 08:41:21 · answer #11 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋