Why do I need one? Long story.
2007-02-01 08:35:08 · 12 answers · asked by .::emma::. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK OK.
A guy walks into a bar with a six inch pianist....
whooa... can't say that one...
2007-02-01 08:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is A Ducks favorite SNack? A. A Quak-er
2007-02-01 09:54:40 · answer #2 · answered by Mark v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do bees get to school? They ride the School Buzz
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rude interrupting cow
Rude interup....MOOOOOO
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Eleph-Ino
2007-02-01 08:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
3 girls were at a salon a blond a red head and a green haird girl the blond says all natural the red head says all natural then the green head says all natural. (when you do the green one put your hand on your nose and sniff and wipe it in your hair)
2007-02-01 09:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by lolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long but cute. Me and my grand pa was planting his garden, when it was time to plant the taters he asked my to go in the house and get a box of ti shoos. He wrapped each tater in a ti-shoo and put them in the ground.I though that this was odd so I asked "Grandpa why do you wrap the taters before you put them in the ground?" He replied "I don't want them to get dirt in their eyes."
2007-02-01 08:57:48 · answer #5 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What get Wetter the more you dry? A towel
2007-02-01 09:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by tashawashere816 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a teacher ask Sally what does a dog sound like... Sally says woof woof what does a cat sound like meow,meow what does a mouse sound like CLICK
2007-02-01 09:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by babysister32 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u might be a redneck if u wear cowboy boots 2 football practice.
2007-02-01 08:38:15 · answer #8 · answered by butterfly_gurl_#1!!!!!!!=) :) =) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frost Bite.
2007-02-01 08:40:40 · answer #9 · answered by MDLandlord 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
whats black white and read all over? *they may say news paper*
a sun burnt penguin
2007-02-01 09:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by gabbi r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋