Three rats are in a bar. One of them requests a whiskey, drinks it in 1 go, stump the glass in the bar, looks at the other two rats, and says: "When I encounter a rat trap, I jump upon the trigger, I hold the wire that comes towards me, I bite it 20 times to sharpen my teeth, I break it and then eat the cheese".
The second rat looks at him, requests a vodka, it too drinks it in 1 go, breaks the glass in a corner and says: "When I encounter rat poison, I take it home and put it in the microwave, I make popcorn with it, and eat it while watching TV and drinking beer".
Both rats turn around and watch at the third rat
this rat asks for a glass of red wine, drinks a drip of it, while smoking a mint cigarette says: "excuse me, but I do not have time to tell you nothing coz I must go home to sha* the cat".
2007-02-01 08:29:25 · 15 answers · asked by lokito 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH! that's a really good one!
''top that ya cheeky rats!''
2007-02-01 09:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it became into 3 weeks in the past then interior the subsequent week 3 to sixteen toddler rats reckoning on how nicely she's been stored. frequently 8 to twelve. The colouring would be extremely probably white or in spite of the male became into (i don't understand what 'lilac rex' is) yet you're unlikely to appreciate that until approximately 2 weeks while they're born. A rat that grows as much as be black or dark brown will seem blue while its coat first grows. If the toddlers inherit a recessive gene (and there's a 50% risk of this) the coat could be any shade in all fairness. EDIT: ok. on an identical time as she is nursing, which takes 2 to 3 weeks, mom will desire 2 and a nil.5 situations as plenty nutrition and drink. undemanding nutrition will do. Their eyes open after 10 days or so. In 2 weeks they are going to be mouse-sized. they could proceed to exist on everyday nutrition and water then yet will especially situations return to the teat over the subsequent week. she would be ready to basically consume a splash one if some style of abuse is going on. in case you touch a splash one on an identical time because it remains purple and blind this could ensue as your heady scent would be on it and she or he would be ready to evaluate it achieveable to the different toddlers. i'm valuable you at the instant are not stupid sufficient to try this even nonetheless. do not even positioned your hand close to the nest - she'll chew you and draw blood. purely exchange the nutrition and water right now. don't have gentle shining straight away into the cage/aquarium/in spite of. in any different case if, as you assert, she is unquestionably cared for it is going to be ok. considered one of my females did have a clutter of sixteen yet this became into an astounding case. nonetheless, you by no skill understand. yet another EDIT: Oh yeah, another ingredient. don't have yet another rat interior the comparable enclosure while she is nesting. which could bring about problems.
2016-12-13 06:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by jeniffer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-02-01 08:45:45 · answer #3 · answered by Kimber 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sweet.
2007-02-01 09:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Saby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ive heard that one in a diffrent format but still i laugh
2007-02-01 09:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by theo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome.
2007-02-01 08:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by kaiticometrue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-01 09:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Frederick Hubbard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny
2007-02-01 10:29:16 · answer #8 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-01 08:40:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2007-02-01 08:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. Irrelevant 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋