Three rats are in a bar. One of them requests a whiskey, drinks it in 1 go, stump the glass in the bar, looks at the other two rats, and says: When I encounter a rat trap, I jump upon the trigger, I hold the wire that comes towards me, I bite it 20 times to sharpen my teeth, I break it and then eat the cheese.
The second rat looks at him, requests a vodka, it too drinks it in 1 go, breaks the glass in a corner and says: When I encounter rat poison, I take it home and put it in the microwave, I make popcorn, and eat it while watching TV and drinking beer.
Both rats turn around and watch the third rat
this rat asks for a glass of red wine, drinks a drip of it, while smoking a mint cigarette says: excuse me, but I do not have time to tell you nothing coz I must go home to sha* the cat.
2007-02-01 08:27:01 · 7 answers · asked by lokito 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
best joke of the day this one. first time for me and i laughed so loud i scared the budgie......
2007-02-01 10:28:12 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, interesting.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
2007-02-01 09:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha omg thats a good one
2007-02-01 09:32:54 · answer #3 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, its funny because it's random
2007-02-01 08:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by rafal_4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not all that funny
2007-02-01 09:36:10 · answer #5 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this looks familar...
2007-02-01 08:35:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Irrelevant 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm, ok then
2007-02-01 08:38:40 · answer #7 · answered by chockybikky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋