Why did the blonde return her scarf at the store?
She said it was too tight!
2007-02-01 08:14:18 · 9 answers · asked by B2B2008 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it seems some people don't get it: YOU control how tight your scarf is around your neck, how can a scarf be too tight??!
2007-02-01 08:21:07 · update #1
Okay some of these are ginger ale jokes (dry) but you asked for blonde jokes....
How do you stop a blonde from laughing?
A: punch her in the face.
How do you drown a blonde?
A: put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.
How do you stop a blonde from drowning?
A: take your foot off her head.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 2. One to hold the diet pepsi and one to call daddy.
How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex?
A: she opens the car door.
Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: she got cold and turned off the fan.
2007-02-01 08:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by thebobcatreturns 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
2007-02-01 17:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love Blonde Jokes. Kinda like getting stuck on the escalator.
I just told one about Norman and his lovely blonde wife.
2007-02-01 16:57:33 · answer #3 · answered by Bev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the blond say after seeing a banana peel on the sidewalk?
Oh no... I'm going to fall again.
2007-02-01 16:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde drive around the block all day?
Her turn signal was stuck.
2007-02-01 16:17:53 · answer #5 · answered by akrawlings20 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe it was too tight that it made her neck turn red
2007-02-01 16:18:32 · answer #6 · answered by Nya J 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dumb Blondie ha ha
2007-02-01 16:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by puppy10lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no me!
not funnie!
2007-02-01 16:17:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-02-01 16:16:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋