A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.>>>>>
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. she said All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.
" The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, for one those are your breasts. She said,
"No point asking about the beard then.................."
2007-02-01 08:08:49 · 31 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats really funny...finally some funny people on here...that was good...thanks for makin me laugh!!
2007-02-01 08:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by ~Jamaica~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 To 10, I Give It A 6!
2007-02-01 16:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by gr8one129 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 outa 10
2007-02-01 16:11:39 · answer #3 · answered by q6656303 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1-10 (10 being the funniest)id give it a 7
2007-02-01 16:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by daddysgurl6891 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny.
2007-02-01 16:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
o______o she wouldn't have any skin on the lower part of her body then unless it was like a conveyor belt just moving around lol
2007-02-01 16:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by Justine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha !!
my 5yr old came home from school & told me this one:
why did the banana go to the doctors?
because he wasn't peeling very well !!!
funny or not !!
2007-02-01 16:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by K W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
O.K. OK. I had to checkle, sorry even chuckle - first for a long time - well done.
2007-02-01 16:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he quite funny
but she obusly likes it hairy shes gt no shaven haven
2007-02-01 16:12:09 · answer #9 · answered by hiyaihopeicanhelp 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but heard it before
2007-02-01 16:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by scratchy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋