Norman and his wife live in Marion, Ohio. One winter morning while
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have
8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even
numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's
wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd numbered side o f the street, so the snowplow can get
through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are
having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting
12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........." then the
electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need
to park on so the snow plow can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to blondes exhibit, Norman says,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
2007-02-01 08:05:58 · 8 answers · asked by Bev 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg! I love it! Great joke!!
2007-02-01 08:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
Safe as long as the snow plow driver isn't blond too!
2007-02-01 16:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by aquaman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!ha!ha
2007-02-01 16:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
2007-02-01 16:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
such a good joke!brilliant!!!!!!
2007-02-01 17:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by halima b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good lol
2007-02-01 16:14:41 · answer #6 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant! i love it :)
2007-02-01 16:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol......wasn't expecting that.
2007-02-01 16:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋