(These might've been posted before...but still funny)
Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers...
2007-02-01 07:58:18 · 10 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on
lol!!
2007-02-01 07:58:36 · update #1
That's pretty good!!!! LOL!! :)
2007-02-01 09:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by babiangel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-24 02:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good 9/10
2007-02-01 11:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! You're right. LOL Especially this quote; "A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty."
2007-02-01 08:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...so true! Especially the one about the fight involving martial arts. I've noticed that in foreign flicks as well.
Thanks for posting the list.
Mari
2007-02-01 08:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by mari m 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The one about the power shock to the kid (Jurassic Park), I've wondered about that for years.
LOL!
That was funny!
2007-02-01 08:15:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-01 08:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice. :)
2007-02-01 08:00:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hear you!
2007-02-01 08:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol.....so true.
2007-02-01 08:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by KiKi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋