A man came home from work and found his three
children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do
all day?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
2007-02-01 07:42:04 · 15 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How true!!!!
2007-02-01 07:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i suppose you ladys do some things some days hehe 10/10/kizzy
2007-02-01 09:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 av heared it b4 but its good x
2007-02-01 07:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so freakin true!!
Hope you don't mind me stealing this one for the weekend!!
HILARIOUS!
2007-02-01 07:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny......... or he came home in found barak obama in bed with his wife
2007-02-01 07:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by charles a m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is sooooooo true!
2007-02-01 08:05:48 · answer #6 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-02-01 09:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by theo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That is really funny!
2007-02-01 07:46:17 · answer #8 · answered by sanj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-01 07:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by mrgee32uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!!! I will pass this one down to my hubby. : )
2007-02-01 07:46:24 · answer #10 · answered by bonjovigroupie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right
2007-02-01 07:45:54 · answer #11 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋