2007-02-01 06:46:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hillary running for president!
2007-02-01 06:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton, Ronald Regan, Jimmy Carter, and Richard Nixon went to see the Wizard of Oz.
Reagan asked for a brain.
Nixon asked for a heart.
Carter asked for courage.
Bill Clinton asked: Is Dorthy Here?
2007-02-01 14:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by cwbyht 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
2007-02-01 15:10:38 · answer #3 · answered by istitch2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
"It's me, Bill Clinton".
"What bad things did you do on earth?"
Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't inhale. And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."
After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."
2007-02-01 15:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton....Hillary Clinton....
There's you're joke.
2007-02-01 14:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by FRANKFUSS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear the one about the President who lied about having sex in the Oval Office, and still retained his job?
2007-02-01 14:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by fried_twinkie1 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't funny then but sorts of funny now:
"I never have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky ... Ms Jones...Ms Wiley...Ms Flowers ... Ms. Gore or Hillary"
2007-02-01 14:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea...here goes...
One day.....
Clinton had sex with monica lewinsky didn;t he??
2007-02-01 14:49:38 · answer #8 · answered by Christopher 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's been out of office so long, I can't remember any..........
2007-02-01 14:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's one ..... the guy liked to get his d*ck sucked.
2007-02-01 14:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋