I have an idea for how to catch bin Laden, much like they catch elephants.
It's a little know fact that bin Laden likes fresh green peas.
I propose digging holes 15 feet deep in areas he is known to frequent and fill the holes with sand-colored ash. Then spread fresh green peas around the holes and lie in wait, camouflaged as mounds of sand.
When bin Laden stops to take a pea, sneak up from behind and kick him in the ash hole.
You think it might work?
2007-02-01
06:44:39
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