Pinocchio has just turned 16 years old and Geppetto thinks to himself: "Just now my son is going to take an interest in girls, I had better explain to him about the birds and the bees."
So he spends time telling Pinocchio about girls and making love. Pinocchio listens intently and then goes off to experiment.
Some time later, Geppetto sees his son and asks, "How's it going with the girls?"
Pinocchio replies, "Great, I'm doing fine, except that all the girls are complaining about splinters."
"Oh dear," says his father, "All I can suggest is that you smooth things over first with some sandpaper."
Some time later he sees his son and asks, "How's it going with the girls?"
"Who needs girls when you've got sandpaper?!?"
2007-02-01 06:40:51 · 19 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one jay " here you look like my twin brother man, take a look at my picture!!!!!!!
2007-02-01 06:51:28 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For that impotence problem, try to prop it up with
a popsicle stick followed by a wrap around with rubberbands
2007-02-01 06:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by Lerat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ow. That sounds painful. Even for a puppet.
2007-02-01 06:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats wicked man nice 1
2007-02-01 06:52:38 · answer #4 · answered by Muralater!!!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one 10/10
2007-02-01 07:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the question
2007-02-01 06:45:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Seems like he found out lying can lead to pleasure.
LOL
2007-02-01 06:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's funny!
2007-02-01 06:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-01 10:30:25 · answer #9 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one if he sands too much he will go blind
2007-02-01 06:44:39 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy Mae 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋