This is true .
Mother and daughter were sitting in the back of the bus and I was about two rows in front.
The little girl looked as if she was about five and she asked her mum a question.
"Mummy, Is God Everywhere?"
Yes love,
"Can he hear everything?"
Yes Love,
"Can he see everything?"
Yes Love.
Oh said the girl, She paused for a few seconds and then asked the most important question of all,
"Can he see me when I'm on the loo then?"
She sounded so curious I laughed and so did her mum and half the bus.
2007-02-01 06:32:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Walmart Hourly Special Announcement:
Dear Shoppers, our 10AM special today features a mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
2007-02-01 06:38:36 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funniest- It substitute right into a hilarious humorous tale yet i don't undergo in strategies it :( maximum eldritch- This thirty 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous guy starts telling his acquaintances how he's telling his daughter she would not have sufficiently vast breasts and that she could concentration on it. in the past that yet another member of the group suggested how a guy or woman of their entourage punched his lady pal and a few of her tooth fell out. incredibly lots everybody in bus grew to become their heads in direction of them and a few gasped.
2016-10-16 10:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not on a public xport, but at K-Mart years ago during Christmas time.
The announcer broadcast: "Blue Light Special. Evel Knevel Stunt Cycles now on sale in toys."
Except he didn't say "stunt."
2007-02-01 06:53:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in the pound shop and overheard two old ladies talking. One said to the other "Betty, 12 suction hooks for a pound, is that no great". "Aye, right enough Margaret" says Betty. Betty then asks "Margaret, what would you use suction hooks for?". I was splitting my sides laughing.
2007-02-01 06:41:59 · answer #4 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The innocence of young children is wonderful
2007-02-01 11:48:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an innocent child
2007-02-01 06:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by The Annoying Thing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm, kids are funny! lol
2007-02-01 06:38:20 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it cant b true, b/c ive heard it b4
2007-02-01 07:18:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao...good one...thx
2007-02-01 06:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋