A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.
She lies down on the bed. Just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard that she's thrown out of the bed.
Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up.
The manager is skeptical, but the wife insists the story is true. "Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife.
Just then the husband walks in and says, "What are you doing here!?!"
The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
2007-02-01 06:29:55 · 11 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
<----- wetting her knickers with laughter!!!
2007-02-01 06:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Dannie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is a very good one, best yet.!!
2007-02-01 20:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! and clean too!
2007-02-01 14:41:57 · answer #3 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny, lol!
2007-02-01 14:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolmao! i guess he's here..lol jk..thx for the laughs...9
2007-02-01 14:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2007-02-01 14:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and clean! you don't get many of them!
2007-02-01 14:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee so funny. lol
2007-02-01 14:34:17 · answer #8 · answered by floss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i wouldnt
2007-02-01 15:23:47 · answer #9 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT FUNNY AND CUTE
2007-02-01 14:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋