You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
2007-02-01 06:28:31 · 9 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! "She gives you a nice hard slap on your face."- * That's Customer Feedback*
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.- * That's demand and supply gap*
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him. -* That's competition eating into your market share*
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - * That's restriction for entering new markets*
2007-02-01 07:03:15 · answer #1 · answered by nelabis 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Top joke!! I like that a lot except I'm a girl so when I nick it off you I will have to rearange the words slightly - hope thats ok with you!!
2007-02-01 14:36:28 · answer #2 · answered by Ali 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right on all counts!! 10/10
2007-02-01 14:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great! But are you good in bed?
2007-02-01 14:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by Bev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Any more like this? I love this type of humor.
2007-02-01 14:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
an interesting way of looking at it
2007-02-01 14:35:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats great...lol
2007-02-01 14:34:40 · answer #7 · answered by The Annoying Thing 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg! that was awesome! Do another one! 10/10!!!!
2007-02-01 14:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by Dianne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! now I can quit taking those business management classes! Thanks for the laugh.
2007-02-01 14:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋