A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn".
"I think you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty.
"Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"
"You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
"Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
"I'm sure you mean the maternity ward."
To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity....what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant."
2007-02-01 06:05:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where do guys come up with these things funny very funny
2007-02-01 06:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by ChocolateDiva 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny 10/10
Lmao,
That`s coming to work with me!!
Tink x
2007-02-01 17:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why we need more ESL people at the information desks. LOL!
2007-02-01 14:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes yes yes
2007-02-01 15:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go roger go youre on a roll
2007-02-01 14:12:58 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-01 14:08:52 · answer #6 · answered by Nurse Nancy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she must've been a blonde
2007-02-01 14:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh...not that funny
2007-02-01 14:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by graciegirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋