A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service. During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran.
The guy says "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asks if the guy has any disabilities.
The guy responds, "Well, I stepped on a land mine over there and blew my nuts off."
"Great," responds the interviewer, "The disabled Vet gets preference. You can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn't everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?", asks the guy.
"Yes, But you don't have to worry, we just stand around and scratch our balls for the first two hours anyway."
2007-02-01 06:04:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they keep getting better
2007-02-01 06:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by booge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pissed off Vietnam Vet among nuts? No wonder some of them went "postal."
2007-02-01 06:25:31 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! That was good 9/10!
2007-02-01 06:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by Dianne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats jacked up people but great
2007-02-01 06:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by c_chandler_2010 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one!!
2007-02-01 06:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by A Different Name 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it
Tink x
2007-02-01 09:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe if u stopped asking about it somwone would acutally answer
2007-02-01 06:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by Miracle 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ow that must have hurt.
2007-02-01 07:38:01 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol
2007-02-01 06:07:32 · answer #9 · answered by dalylorraine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-01 09:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋