1. A son tells his mom that his dad was doing something with the maid while she was out. So she said: "Wait until your dad come home and say the same thing in front of him.". Later, when the father comes home. Mom says: "Tell him what you were going to say to me to him." So the son says: "Dad did something with the maid, I don't know what it is at all; however, it's the same thing as mom did with the gardener while dad was out of town."
2. Grandma: "Remember to use condom when you are having sex with your gf"
Grandson: "okay. but why?"
GM: "if you dont use condom, then you may get STDs from your gf, then your cousin will get it from you, then your brother will get it from your cousin, then your brother's gf will get it from your brother, then your dad will get it from your brother's gf, then your mom will get it from your dad, then all men in the entire town will have STDs."
2007-02-01 05:40:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was amazing silent, well done.
2007-02-01 05:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two good jokes, Silent.
2007-02-03 18:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-05 08:52:27 · answer #3 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must be rednecks!!
2007-02-01 13:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, that was hilarious.
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-01 13:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋