One day this guy went to the doctor and said, "Doc, I really feel bad, can you do some tests?"
The doctor did some tests and said, "I'll call you when they're done and we can talk over the phone, ok?"
The guy said, "OK," and went home and did his daily routine.
One morning he woke up and the phone rang. He picked it up and it was the doctor. The doctor said, "I've got some good news and some bad news."
The guy said, "Well, what is the good news?"
The doctor said, "You have 24 hours to live."
The guy said, "Well, what's the bad news?"
The doctor said, "I forgot to call you yesterday."
2007-02-01 05:23:34 · 24 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL .... LOL ... omg ... too, too funny.
2007-02-01 05:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Catherine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 06:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the worst joke you've told so far, Cowboy and I know you've told plenty.
That was so sad at the end.
2007-02-01 07:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then the guy said, "Can I get a second opinion?"
The doctor said, "OK, you're ugly, too!"
(These jokes NEVER lose their humor)
Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-01 05:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by Hayseedless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol loved it 10/10 keep it coming
2007-02-01 05:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by bodybronx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok...that one made me laugh like an insane person.
...and I'm at work.
Thanks.
2007-02-01 05:26:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
9/10
keep smilin'.
2007-02-01 05:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke, sad ending
2007-02-01 05:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! lol
2007-02-01 06:41:44 · answer #9 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh shiznit dat wuz green!
2007-02-01 06:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by bad_sexy_ghetto1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good av heared it b4 but good x
2007-02-01 05:43:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋