A guy walks into a bar and demands a shot of 12yr old scotch.
The bartender thinks "this guy doesn't know the difference," so he pours a shot of 2yr old scotch.
The man takes a sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender I said 12yr old scotch, you bozo!"
Unimpressed the bartender pours some 6yr old scotch.
The patron takes a sip...same reaction.
The bartender still doesn't believe the man knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10yr old scotch. Again, same reaction from the patron.
Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours the patron a glass of 12yr old scotch. The patron takes a sip and is most satisfied.
All the while this has been going on, a drunk at the end of the bar has been watching.
He slides a shot glass down the bar to the patron and drunkedly says:
"Shay mishter, tashte this!" The man obliges...he promptly spits it out.
"That tastes like pi*s!," he shouts back at the drunk.
The drunk replies: "It ish. Now how old am I?"
2007-02-01 04:58:33 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hello i dont have much time to talk but you are cool takecare
2007-02-01 05:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by omar c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-01 05:54:20 · answer #2 · answered by Roze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, very funny, 10/10
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-01 05:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2007-02-01 05:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by My kids mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-02-01 05:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! haha
2007-02-01 05:13:27 · answer #6 · answered by Me :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grrrrrreat one.
2007-02-01 05:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by Chichou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-02-01 05:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by genisus5519 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is filthy but brought a laugh today thank you :)
2007-02-01 05:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old enough for me to kick your a**! now give me my best answer.
2007-02-01 05:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by tc2gibbs 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋