A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!"
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."
"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."
2007-02-01 04:36:48 · 23 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohh man,,that is hilarious,,,,,,
watchout my joke--
Q--why was the egyptian boy confused??
A--his father was a mummy!!
2007-02-01 04:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by gunkedar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee very good. Reminds me of my friend (this is true) who read an article about how people in Iceland were being cruel to animals.
She did a mini protest outside Iceland (the frozen food shop) and stayed there until someone realised her error and told her it was Iceland the country not the shop.
Boy did she blush, and we still tease her now - bless!!
2007-02-01 13:48:33 · answer #2 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I'm blond and I don't cook at all. But my other talents more than make up for my lack of cooking ability. Besides, I like to keep my men lean and mean.
2007-02-01 12:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by true blue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just a blonde joke lol (+ its funny) Being a blonde
(like Me) WE CAN COOK! EVEN IF ITS ONLY TOAST lol
2007-02-01 12:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm naturally a blonde, and I've been told I cook quite well.
2007-02-01 12:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jay's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she was a true blonde, then she wouldn't have to cook. Do blonde's have more fun, I think they do lol
2007-02-01 12:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That has got to be the most expensive turkey dinner ever!!!!
2007-02-01 12:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that joke as a woman talking about her stupid husband.
2007-02-01 12:50:41 · answer #8 · answered by OldGringo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prepare from a HOT STATE.......Go to Sahara...?
These blondes will go anywhere.....
2007-02-01 12:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes I wish I could be blonde....hehehe
2007-02-01 13:10:09 · answer #10 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋