Three priests were in the railroad station where I work at on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter I was wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater and a micro mini. I guess I made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to Titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.
The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled.
"Morons," the third priest mutters as he moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."
They took the bus.
2007-02-01 04:29:42 · 13 answers · asked by K-E-G 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
They couldn't have been Catholic priests, your'e not an altar boy.
2007-02-01 04:43:09 · answer #1 · answered by SEAHAWK 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It would upset me cause I'm a dude and I dont want three priests coming on to me...however you my pretty...heheheh...
2007-02-01 12:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by dj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! but what would i have to do to get you out of that sweater?
2007-02-01 12:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
(Rio falls off her chair and clutches her stomach in a fit of hysterical laughter) I love you, K-E-G, do you know that?
2007-02-01 12:36:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm...excuse me K-E-G...would you be so kind to tell me where you work and when you plan on wearing that same outfit...lol!!
2007-02-01 14:30:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-02-01 12:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats so funny . i dont think i would get upset i would laugh at them
2007-02-01 12:37:05 · answer #7 · answered by bangbro.... 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
of course but that never really happened loser
2007-02-01 12:35:37 · answer #8 · answered by rayray s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious. i think the priests wanted you...then again you weren't a little boy.........................
2007-02-01 12:35:21 · answer #9 · answered by guywhoknowswhathesalkingabout? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh darling, and you didn't even open your mouth!
2007-02-01 12:33:36 · answer #10 · answered by dianabarff 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋