A man gets laid up and can't work. He tells his wife that she's going to have to be a hxxker to pay the bills. She is reluctant, but finally agrees. She gets up bright and early one morning, and comes home at about 2 a.m.
"Well", he says, "how did you do today?"
"Not too well", she says,"I only made Twenty-five dollars and twenty five cents..."
"WHAT?" he screams. "Who in the fxck gave you the twenty- five cents?"
"Why, all of them."
2007-02-01 04:28:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
shes been screwed in more ways than one have a nice shift chris 10/10
2007-02-01 05:46:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
25c each, that means 101 Johns over the course of about 15 hours or 900minutes . That works out about 9 minutes each. I say she was a very talented, popular and efficient woman!
A keeper.
2007-02-01 06:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!!
Faf
Oldie but goodie.
Tink x
Hey enjoy your nightshift, I feel for ya as I do nights too!!!
x
2007-02-01 04:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh the poor woman....
Happy working!
2007-02-01 05:11:38 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope you had ok time in work, love the joke!!
2007-02-01 06:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny no, hilarious yes
2007-02-01 04:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is so NOT cut up for that job!! LOL
2007-02-01 04:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all.
2007-02-01 04:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by Irish Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha....poor wife
2007-02-01 04:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha,,,,that's great!!
2007-02-01 04:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋