as a trucker stops at a red light a blonde catches up jumps out of her
car runs up to his truck + knocks on the door ,hi my name is heather +
your loseingsome of your load , the trucker ignores her+proceeds down the road.
when the trucker stops for another red light , the girl catches up again jumps out of her
car runs up to his truck + knocks on the door ,hi my name is heather +
your loseing some of your load , the trucker ignores her+proceeds down the road.
at the third red light the same thing happen again all out of breath the blonde jumps out of her
car runs up to his truck + knocks on the door again says hi my name is heather +
your loseing some of your load ,, when the light turns green he revs up and races to the next light..
when he stops this timehe hurriedly gets out of his truck+runs back to the blonde. he knocks on her window + after she lowers it.
he say hi my my is cliff it's winter in oklahoma+im driving the SALT TRUCK
2007-02-01 03:59:28 · 9 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10
2007-02-01 04:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husband and wife where rushed to the hospital late one night. The mans testicles where ripped open and bleeding profusly, the women had a gash on her head that required stitches and her right shoulders was bruised and dislocated. The doctors called the police thinking this was a domestic abuse situation. However after speaking to the couple, they left.
turns out the man had been doing his wife doggy style, their cat had snuk in through the open window.(we all know that cats attack anything they see move)
swiped at the poor dudes nuts, the man in so much pain pushed his wife through the head board.
THere is a lesson here!!! If you own cats make sure they cannot get in through thre door or windows, while you engage in sex!!!!!!
2007-02-01 13:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by frankyrulez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 6/10
2007-02-01 12:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by My kids mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one the other day....still funny though....6/10
2007-02-01 12:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it b4, pretty good. 8/10
2007-02-01 12:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by FireProoF 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right for an okie girl, they cant find thier hand when its firmly attached to their wrist.
2007-02-01 12:04:37 · answer #6 · answered by bassdog65 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but kind of long.
2007-02-01 12:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol no coment
2007-02-01 13:08:47 · answer #8 · answered by sexy p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny *****
2007-02-01 12:08:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋