O ne day, a woman was travelling home by bus when a man got in and sat down next to her. The woman noticed that the man was slightly the worse for drink.
"You are drunk!",said the woman in disgust.
"And you,madam,are very ugly!",the man replied unoffended.
The woman began to scold the man but he remained silent. At last, the bus reached a bus stop and the woman gathered up her luggage to go. As the bus drew away from the bus stop, the man leant out of the window and
shouted:
"At least by tomorrow I will be sober but you will still be ugly".
2007-02-01 03:55:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was funny the first time I heard it and i can still remember when that was (over 10 years ago) so it must be pretty good.
2007-02-01 03:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by ; - } 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one in years.
W.C. Fields said that to an old stuffy woman at a party. He was a known boozer.
2007-02-01 12:00:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this were original it would be funny, but this same punch line has been used in so many jokes, it's no longer funny.
2007-02-01 12:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by karat4top 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just a long version of a bumper sticker
2007-02-01 12:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10 the guy is cruel
2007-02-01 12:32:59 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats pretty funny! lol
2007-02-01 11:57:40 · answer #6 · answered by dark angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so, not too funny!
2007-02-01 11:59:18 · answer #7 · answered by FireProoF 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-01 12:04:32 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, Thanks for the giggle
2007-02-01 11:59:02 · answer #9 · answered by neferititti72 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. Thanks for the chuckle.
2007-02-05 08:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋