Darwin, Mother Teresa, Ghandi and Pat Robertson walk up to the Gates of Heaven and knock on the door.
3 of them get to come inside, but one doesnt because he's a nutcase and mentally dysfunctional.
Depending on your answer, if you're wrong, then you wont get in.
What do you do?
If you answer incorrectly, the 4th person will assassinate you on national TV while praying for you.
If you answer correctly, you will have to spend eternity with an atheist.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
2007-02-01 03:50:32 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
1. Darwin was a dick.
2. Ghandi was too self sacrificial- though well-meaning.
3. Pat Robertson is a raving lunatic.
4. Mother teresa... well, she's alright.
2007-02-01 04:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How could anyone get that wrong? Pat Robertson is the Nutcase, Ghandi was a pacifist, so Mother Teresa would be the one killing the person who answered incorrectly and then Id be hanging with Darwin and Ghandi afterwards, as they are both "hell bound"....
NEXT!
2007-02-01 03:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible tells us the word "fool, means "insane". It also says that the one who says there is no God is a fool. So, the one who says there is no God is the real nutcase according to God. Which of these said there is no God, Me thinks it was Darwin. An atheist would not enjoy spending eternity with me, let me tell you, because he would either have to convert or listen to me chatter about Jesus all the time, not to mention burst out in song from time to time, with a little hand clapping.
2007-02-01 04:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pat Robertson is mental.
2007-02-01 03:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am going to sacrifice myself and take out both Pat Robertson and Mother Teresa. She wasn't as sweet as her stories.
2007-02-01 03:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Your question is flawed, there is no way that Darwin would even be in heaven in the first place. He doesnt believe in God.
bam!
2007-02-01 04:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by dean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do what the Word of God says to do before you get there and then you won't have to worry about none of that. May God Bless U.
2007-02-01 03:55:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I would do is avoid taking the drugs that you're probably taking that would lead you to ask such a stupid question.
2007-02-01 03:55:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choose a different door.
2007-02-01 03:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by Infinite Traveler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
More than one of them is mental. I'll leave that puzzle for you to figure out.
2007-02-01 03:59:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋