OMG!!I need to fake sick really bad!!!my parents are the kind of parents that let me go to skool even tho i dont feel well..btw:i need to fake sick without using a thermometer cuz it got lost!!and everytime i try to fake sick my parents just say: sleep and tommorow ull be just finE!!! and i cant fake sick at the mornin cuz i dont really see my parents HEEEEEELPPPPPP!!!PLZ
2007-02-01 03:39:08 · 15 answers · asked by LuLu 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
If..... your really sick and they won't let you stay home... just go to the bathroom and stick your finger down your throat. When they hear you gagging and stuff they'll know your really sick. Don't fake just to skip school.
question? Are you really sick? or just skipping school?
2007-02-01 03:49:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I fake sick all the time! One good trick--though no pleasant--is throwing up by making yourself do so. Also make lots of sniffing and whimpering sounds, most people go for the "poor little lamb" deal if you pretend your sick and sad. Good luck, the rest is up to.
2007-02-01 03:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by Joe K 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you are really commited just gag yourself and throw up a little. drink some sprite and eat some saltines and put some food coloring into the sprite so when it all comes up its pinkish and most times your parents wont question it. put maybe one or two drops of red food dye into your sprite or drink whatever soda is available, and then eat some saltine crackers for some chunks. a surefire way but a way that is uncomfortable, drink diet coke and the second you swallow, pop a few regular mint mentos into your mouth, the two combine like the old vinegar and baking soda volcanoes of earlier days and you will spew. that should do the trick. hope this helps you avoid education!!!
2007-02-01 03:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
okay this sounds really weird, but it works. put toothpast underneath your eyes. it makes your eyes all red and puffy and your nose run. then take off the toothpaste and you look really sick. you hafta leave it on for a few minutes first. this has been tested and approved by nine of my friends and me! good luck!
2007-02-05 02:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by bopsygurl 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Get a damp, warm washcloth and pat all over your face. Pinch your nose and cheeks to make them red. Swish Listering for a LOOOOOONGGGG time in your mouth (like 2-3 minutes). This will make your tongue look gross and your nose run. Get some baby shampoo and get suds in your eyes to make your eyes red.
2007-02-01 03:44:30 · answer #5 · answered by The Anomaly 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Migraine Headache, not even a doctor can prove if you are having one or not. Tell them you are sick at your stomach and seeing spots. But remember the story of the boy who cried wolf.
2007-02-01 03:44:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Go to skool and learn to spell
2007-02-01 03:47:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
make yourself throw up....or at least go into the bathroom and pretend to throw up. then tell them that you are dizzy, and just want to sleep.....trust me, if you do it well enough, you can pull it off easily. good luck!
2007-02-01 03:48:16 · answer #8 · answered by water_admiral 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
why dont you want to go to school is the real ? maybe you should talk to you parents about that
2007-02-01 03:42:32 · answer #9 · answered by 1401 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
go to school...you need to learn something n that will be usefull for in the future trust me.
2007-02-01 04:04:06 · answer #10 · answered by cyberamaster 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋