have you ever used one? which one?
what is the cheasiest line you have ever heard?
ive never used one
cheasiest one someone has ever used on me i think would have to be "your dad must have been a brilliant baker for you to have a pair of buns like that" it was something along those sad lines!!
lol, xxx
2007-02-01 03:37:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Craig - I like your idea of the pizza topping and OMG, are you serious about your friend, lol, both sound like fun guys!!
2007-02-01 03:54:23 · update #1
The best chat up line I have ever used is "what is you favourite pizza topping?" believe it or not you can talk for hours about it, as you can compare your favourite toppings.
The worst I have heard or overheard {a friend of mine who was very drunk at the time} said to a poor lady he was desperately trying to chat up was "girls have over 250 bones in their body - do you fancy having another one?"
2007-02-01 03:43:39 · answer #1 · answered by Craig 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this ain't really a chat up line but it's a very good way to get someone to talk to you,if you in pub/club and you see who you want to get to know,just be some where neat them or walk pass and say "Hi,nice to see you again" then walk away most people's curiousity will get the better of them (sorry but this work's better on women)and it will bug them where they know you from,of course you then have to create a situation where you would have seen them before,wedding's,parties,but not funeral's,etc and make out that you was a friend of a friend of whoever the party person was and you noticed them there but was to shy or didn't get a chance/oppertunity to talk to them,seem's very far fetched but a very high success rate,i don't think i've ever heard anything as bad as the "baker" line but do have a little book of "chat up lines and put downs" available from www.summersdale.com that for every bad line your hear theres a put down line to answer it,some are brutal so will soon see the person scurry away very quickly
2007-02-05 10:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by stephen a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here we go for the most embarrassing chat up line ever, and the sad bit is I made it up!
There is a party in my pants and your invited,
the music is thumping and the drinks are free,
RSVP for ecstasy.
I am so sorry for the above I was very drunk when I made it up and I am not sure if I ever used it but my friends thought it was funny.
2007-02-01 12:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Is that a baked bean in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me". The ladies double themselves with laughter when I say it and after that they're all mine.
2007-02-01 11:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Oliver T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertilised or un-fertilised.
2007-02-04 13:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I get you a 7up,
Oh!!! sorry theres only six of us lol
2007-02-01 20:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've just decorated my boudoir would you like to see the designs?
2007-02-01 13:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am a fat pig, can i borrow one of your cig's. for you i will roll on the floor, because you i simply adore.
2007-02-01 12:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by rjhamuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this 1 always works
" hi my name is ... do u want to frruck?"
2007-02-01 11:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have something to soothe your sore throat!!!
2007-02-01 11:42:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋