My question is about the mystery of faith.
I saw my first mystery of faith when I was 15. It was unshaved. Since then I have seen several mysteries of faith, some unshaved, some shaved, and one that smelled like potatoes.
So my question is, how many mysteries of faith do I need to see before I am considered a guru of the mystery of faith?
2007-02-01 03:18:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please refer to your mystery of faith manual.
2007-02-01 03:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Sheriff of R&S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to see them all.
I'm reminded of Ram Das (Dr. Richard Alpert, PH D, Clinical Psychologist, Harvard Graduate) taking LSD to some Holy Guy in Tibet or some place like that and when Ram Das arrives they guy calls for him and OUT OF THE BLUE says
Give me the medicine you want me to take
And Ram Das hits him with a hit of window pain and the holy guys says MORE ALL of them
So Ram Das hits him with enough to do a Greatful Dead Concert of fans and 6 hours later the holy guy, who didn't move a muscle said
It's nice, but meditation is better.
Now, go pull that trick off!
Go slow your heart beat to two per minute like they can do in Tibet.
2007-02-01 11:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is one of the mysteries of the mystery of faith that one can never become a guru, merely adept.
now, about that potato one?
2007-02-01 11:28:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll have to get to the level of the Tootsie pop owl before you can become a guru.
2007-02-01 11:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only thing I know about faith other than my own in God, is what James said.
"Faith, without works, is dead"
2007-02-01 11:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question is a mystery.
2007-02-01 11:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by Gummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkey armpits?
2007-02-01 11:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim, didn't anyone tell you? You ARE a guru!
(Just by dint of the intelligent questions you pose here...;-)...)
2007-02-01 11:22:36 · answer #8 · answered by dorkmobile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
around 12, but if you see 46 then you can be considered a supreme being :o)
2007-02-01 11:22:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When you see one that resembles a Mohawk.
2007-02-01 11:23:52 · answer #10 · answered by Piper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smelled like potatoes? Oh, dear....
2007-02-01 11:22:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋