man1--quick,,call police,the number is "nine eleven"
man2--but there is no number as eleven,,there is only from 0 to 9,,
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man1--where did u go??
man2--ur computer keyboard was weird,,i went and arranged its alphabets in order,,
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man1--this is a race,,,20 people r running,,,and the winner will get the cup,,
man2--but if only the winner will get the cup,,why r others running?
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man1--in which battle did king shivaji died?
man2--in his last one,,
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man1--do a circle has any sides?
man2--yea,,,inside and outside,,
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man1--i have a 3 leveled house,,
man2--even my house is at level 3,,
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man1--when i was born,,the day was sunday,,
man2--dont lie,,sunday is a public holiday,,
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2007-02-01 03:16:57 · 12 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool -1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10+
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2007-02-01 04:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10.
2007-02-01 04:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only one I thought was funny was the one about the circle having sides. The rest just seemed a little silly to me.
2007-02-01 03:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rating: 10/10
Love'm!
2007-02-01 03:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is poor
the second one is wierd
the third one is logical
the fourth one is funny
the fifth one is clever
the sixth one i don't get
the seventh one i don't get...
so... over all, i give them a 5 out of 7
2007-02-01 03:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by ichigo_li2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
crappy
dumb
Are you mental?
really lame
get a job
quit that one an' get another!!
2007-02-01 03:22:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some were funny , but others I didn't quite understand...
2007-02-01 03:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These ah... joke... you do say, remind me of my country ~ Kazikstan.
They not so good. Better to have girl on stage with ah... midget.
2007-02-01 03:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by DJFresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-02-01 03:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by Irish Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To be honest....they are on the corny side
2007-02-01 03:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋