Back in the old Wild West, there were two blonde cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian's head under his arm.
The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of an Indian, I'll give him one thousand dollars."
The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an Indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Jeff threw a rock which hit the Indian right on the head.
The Indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
Suddenly, Jeff said, "Dave, take a look at this." Dave replied, "Not now, I'm busy."
Jeff tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this."
Dave said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."
But Jeff was adamant. "Please, Dave, take a look at this."
So Dave looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red Indians.
Dave just shook his head and said, "Oh . . . my . . . God . . .. we're going to be millionaires!"
2007-02-01 03:09:27 · 11 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny joke.
At the end of the day blonde is blonde. It doesn't make any difference whether male or female!
2007-02-01 04:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-03 07:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by haltom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its the way you tell `em Cowboy.
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-01 09:44:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they have to cach em first cowboy 10/10
2007-02-01 03:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
I like your clever jokes mate
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-01 03:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-01 04:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by Aaron B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....nice one. Really funny. l like it.
2007-02-01 04:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats halirious!!!
2007-02-01 03:45:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm, mmmmm ha
2007-02-01 03:56:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!
2007-02-01 03:44:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋