The Dry Cleaners
A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”
He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”
She giggles and says “No...it’s just mustard this time.”
2007-02-01 03:05:18 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your naughty but nice pmsl 10/10
2007-02-01 03:29:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!! It made me chuckle, but would be better if the stain was white. I'd change mustard to toothpaste to make it funnier. Good joke though. Hope I can remember it to tell someone, but I usually forget jokes!
2007-02-01 11:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by Keira H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man goes into a shop and says fish and chips twice please and the man behind the counter says your irish are nt you and the man asks bloody hell how did you know that
the man behind the counter says because this is a dry cleaners .
2007-02-06 19:51:24 · answer #3 · answered by michael 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fan-freak'n-tastic.
You sure she wasn't playing "Clue" with Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom?
2007-02-01 11:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooow mustard thats hot stuff so it must have been come again last time 10/10
2007-02-01 11:12:59 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! And yes, I did laugh when I actually pictured this moment!
2007-02-01 11:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by Rabbit's Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good on you Tink. Trust you are not speaking from experience.
2007-02-06 19:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now ur on a roll
2007-02-05 18:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Are you speaking from experience?
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-01 12:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - classic :) thing is i can actually see some one doing this which makes it even more funny.
2007-02-01 11:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by fitbint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋