Not sure if I posted as so many get removed!!
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
2007-02-01 03:00:15 · 24 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
me tink's your great 10/10
2007-02-01 03:31:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one, but I don't think many men would agree with the womans punctuation.
2007-02-05 09:54:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very gud, ave 2 agree wit d womans answer
2007-02-06 14:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And there is:
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
2007-02-01 11:19:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The men are crap at punctuation as well!
Like it, gentle teasing should never be stopped by the PC brigade.
2007-02-05 19:30:18 · answer #5 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's humorous and would be good used in the correct context to make a point or suggestion. Aside from that though it's not what I think of as "funny" which I'd associate with something that makes me chuckle or laugh aloud.
2007-02-01 11:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by OminousOnus 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So true!
The old jokes are the best.
But remember:
ANY WOMAN WHO WANTS TO BE A MANS EQUAL
LACKS AMBITION
2007-02-06 17:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos a clever girl then well done tink 10/10
2007-02-01 11:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the woman
2007-02-01 11:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by Chariddie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny but i just got 2 points yea
2007-02-06 09:27:13 · answer #10 · answered by jcathy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋