Things In Football That Sound Dirty -- But Aren't?
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.
2007-02-01 02:58:43 · 26 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
again a great play on words 10/10
2007-02-01 03:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that has to be classed as a really funny football joke
Well it cracked me up espescially:
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
LMAO!!!
2007-02-01 11:04:11 · answer #2 · answered by Kashif A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot
21. it's a free in
22. open goal
23. he's a diver
24. it's a goal kick and my favourite
25. hand ball
2007-02-01 11:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was alright. Some weren't even funny, although I didn't see them sounding dirty. Maybe those work better on people that don't watch the game so they take it wrong.
2007-02-01 11:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont have a dirty mind tink so i just see them as football things hehe 10/10
2007-02-01 11:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dito
2007-02-01 11:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by golden rider 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh! that's making me excited,I need a beer and some hot dogs,with some chili,chips & dip,OHHHHHHH! BOY! SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.
2007-02-01 11:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would that be American football and not PROPER football? Doesn't work on UK and Ireland Answers...
2007-02-01 11:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by floss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very provocative, makes ya wonder what really goes on in those locker rooms, huh?
2007-02-01 11:02:29 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not really my type of humor, better luck next time:)
2007-02-01 11:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by FS Man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋