He: Wanna have a quickie?
She: As opposed to what?
Losing a husband can be hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
It's not the length.
It's not the size.
It's how many times he can make it rise.
Do you realize 25% of all married men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house?
Of these same men 90% will kiss their house goodbye when their wife leaves.
A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter pxnis. Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response...
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!
2007-02-01 02:31:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see even the bloody computers are against men not just your good lady 10/10 chris
2007-02-01 02:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're on a roll again, keep 'em coming, 10 / 10.
- a few of them are a bit too near the truth for comfort
2007-02-01 10:37:23 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All quite funny.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 10:38:49 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved the last one!
All were funny actually, lolxx
2007-02-01 10:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
lol
Tink x
2007-02-01 10:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris, Will you be my best friend? C'uze I LOVE your jokes!
2007-02-01 10:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were good! lol
2007-02-01 10:35:08 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLAHGAHGAQHAHAHAHA
2007-02-01 12:03:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋