Here is a suggestion:
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train ........
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
6. Then hit this link:
www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
2007-02-01 02:16:08 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http:www.thecleverestcountdown.swf
2007-02-01 02:17:18 · update #1
sorry....here's the right link:
http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
2007-02-01 02:19:53 · update #2
djklamz; Ur the @O, everyone knows this is the jokes 'n riddles section, so what's a humorless turd doing here?
2007-02-01 04:59:54 · update #3
I always look forward to your riddles. when it started i put down my lunch because i was waiting for something to happen, didn't want fries and gravy all over my keyboard and screen.
And people this is the joke section.
2007-02-01 06:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I dont have self belief I even have ever went to a stay overall performance the place I had to be seated. I did have an particularly great guy fall on me as quickly as in a mosh pit, it very almost broke my ankle. I stay far faraway from them now, or stand at the back of somebody who's pushing human beings out of how for me.
2016-11-02 01:18:50 · answer #2 · answered by roca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart
2007-02-07 13:55:13 · answer #3 · answered by Krayden 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good way to end up under arrest on a plane!! Did you know that as soon as a plane is in the air the pilot rules under "Marshal Law", they can beat you down and hold you until the plane lands and you are escorted off the plane by the local police, spend a night or two in jail just to find out it was a joke!
Riddler, you gonna bend over and pick up the soap? Try it fool, and let me know how the jail yard boys treated ya!!
Here's a riddle for you:
What is green on top and red on the bottom?
The riddler and his jailed joke of an @$$hole!!!
No offense but DAMN!!!
2007-02-01 02:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Funny but I would never do that with the actual terrorism shtuff goin on
2007-02-07 08:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by buttercup9121 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#5
2007-02-06 15:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by flower_from_the_heavens 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, well. Riddler, it's me! And you have ANOTHER good idea! I'll try it.........What's it mean.........? Sorry Riddler, you fooled A.J.! I can read Arabic, but I can't understand it.........Kinda scary.....
Watch it! Someone might be insulted and report you! Not me, of course! You picked my answer as best last time! I love you!
2007-02-01 02:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
smach the sh*t out of the person next 2 u!
2007-02-06 09:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by mikea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That crap was Funny with a capital F ! How did you come up with that? Ha Ha funny but scary!
2007-02-01 02:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by AMBRASIA C 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!!!!!!!!! I have trying to grab ahold of the desk to pick myself off the floor, what a good web site!!!!!!LOL
2007-02-05 14:47:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋