What if all the "cool people" from Yahoo Answers Religion Section were to come to the "Jim Darwin" Superbowl Party?
Who would get nacho dip on my wife's copy of Darwin's Origin of the Species?
Who would take my New King James Bible and hold it up and say "You see, this is what I'm talking about right here it says to take the woman out to the outskirts of town and beat her!".
Who would win the gambling pool?
Who would cheer the loudest?
Who would get the most drunk?
Who would hook up in the bedroom?
2007-02-01 02:04:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jibba Jabba.
Sho-Nuff.
Me. (If I'm invited.?)
bettierage.
I think I'll not answer the last two.
2007-02-01 02:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by GODZILLA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I would be waiting on Answers Religion for my invite, wondering what happened, then sadly realizing that maybe I wasn't included in the "cool people" catagory.
I am agnostic so I wouldn't know if the party existed or not, but an invite would give me proof of said party, turning me into a party believer. Unfortunately I would then realize that the deity had pre-determined who was invited to the party, and I would think that wasn't fair to all the "uncool" or those who didn't even know there was a party going on. That would probably get me kicked off the invitation list as I would be questioning the deity.
2007-02-01 02:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I go? I fake the cool thing, really. I might get pretty drunk, and I'd probably put a tape recorder in the bedroom... even if I ended up there! Though then I'd want to tape everything in the main room...
oh, wait... superbowl? boring!
2007-02-01 02:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by Invisible_Flags 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But what would the two of you talk about all day long?
2007-02-01 02:11:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim Id hate to say this, but you must be really bored right now.
2007-02-01 02:09:36 · answer #5 · answered by Antares 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Wake up young man !
Don't dream! the reality will be different from the one that you assume!!!
2007-02-01 02:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by SESHADRI K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I make great Margaritas.
2007-02-01 02:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you think a Bible is about beating women, I feel sorry for you.
ADVERTISED IGNORANCE.
Why wouldn't you say what God said about pot, that it was good.
Look in Genesis 1:26 it's there.
BTW your party would be lame anyways.
2007-02-01 02:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 2⤊ 6⤋