Three blond men are out fishing one afternoon talking about this and that when one of the men says, "You know, my wife did the strangest thing the other day. She came home with 100 lbs of meat. I only say this is strange because we're vegetarians and don't eat meat."
One of the other men says, "You think that's weird. My wife came home with 100 lbs of dog food the other day. I don't know what she was thinking. We don't even own a dog and I'm allergic to dogs."
The third blond man says, "Well, you think that's weird. I've got both of you beat. My wife recently won a cruise and she's going with some female friends. So, she was out shopping the other day getting ready for this cruise and she came home with 100 condxms. She doesn't even have a pxnis!"
2007-02-01 01:51:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Umm terryw could you not interfer with someone elses joke that was rude.I suppose you dind't want to use up your points,Anyway for the blonde men joke i thought it was cute 100%. Thanks.
2007-02-01 02:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by AMBRASIA C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-01 09:55:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my ar-se-hole bleached!"
To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!!"
2007-02-01 10:03:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oooh the secrets out!! Haa Haa,
Nice 1
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-01 09:57:58 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- 2 points chris read it before 8/10
2007-02-01 11:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny, and I am a brown-ginger blonde!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 10:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one
2007-02-01 10:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke is funny but it doesn't take a blond haired man to be that stupid! ;) LOL
2007-02-01 09:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by tanyaah38 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAha! A little nasty, but funny!
2007-02-01 09:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not up to your usual standard I'm afraid
2007-02-01 10:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋